repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

"It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad."

REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

Gimme now